| wIndependence Day Essay: For housewives . . . |
by 'Tiji' (August 8, 2002)
As any other talkative woman, I begin with a prehistory . . .
The first operating system I have ever installed was, of course, Windows. I am a weak woman! When Windows began installing, I started to feel smart – at last I am able to do something with a computer on my own! But from the first steps, I seemed to be a complete fool. I simply didn't understand what it was doing when installing, first letting me know that it has checked the free space availability on disk, and then announced that there has not been enough free space! I won't describe how I gave up DOS.
Lots of things in my life changed. A ‘husband-linuxman’ appeared.
Almost Alien . . .
A second operating system appeared on my computer. By default, Windows started, you had to do something special to run Linux. But one wonderful morning our 4-year-old son came to our room and demanded, "Will you finally give me access to your system? There are games I want to play, and I cannot enter the system. I have already learned how to start Linux, I know your usernames, but I cannot guess the password!" Hello there. I asked whether we still needed Windows on our computer and the kid answered with confidence, No!
And lately . . .
I had to install an operating system for the second time in my life when one beautiful Sunday morning my beloved husband ran away on business leaving me with a hard drive as clean as a whistle and a Linux CD. Men have this smart word – ‘upgrade’. I don't know what wives have to do with this, but how do you start a day without a cup of coffee and e-mail? I went into hysterics over the phone, but he just gingerly proposed me to "Install Linux. It's simple." The phrase "It's simple" was very reassuring. Before that I thought that people who called themselves ‘linuxmen’ are more than smart and this has to be a more than 'smart' operating system to just simply install it. I am a weak woman! In despair, I turned on the computer and inserted the CD . . .
In two hours I was reading my mail and keeping the kid off the computer, who demanded to play games.
What was I talking about?
Oh, yes. Dear women! Don't be afraid of the word ‘Linux’! Look at the screen - everything is written there and there are all those things you got used to. It looks a bit different, but do we have to get used to changing costumes? And why it is more reliable and better - your men will explain. Of course, if they can recall simple words :) I was very pleased that with my change over to Linux, my husband doesn't shout any more that I am opening stuff with viruses. With Linux, I feel simply nice and calm. The most important is realizing that I am not a fool! I have Linux at home :) It's so wonderful when it's working and doesn't crash. Isn't it, my dear women? The only thing I still haven't discovered is how my son resolves his problems with games, but they discuss it with my husband. It's beyond my scope. My solitaire game is working and cards are placed automatically where they belong and clicking on them doesn't get on my nerves.
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